This is corny but cute.
The Dangers of Mathematics At Somewhere International Airport, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
I spent my Friday and Saturday building a Tabernacle for bible class. The topic for HubbaDood's class was Uzzah and the Ark (2 Samuel 6:1-11; 1 Chron. 15:1-28). The kids just loved the model. I wish I had had more time to paint it but it still worked as a great visual aid.
Although I really like my KitchenAid mixer, the new beater doesn't make for good licking.