Have you ever laid your head down on the pillow just about to drift off into dreamland when all of a sudden you hear... the irritating buzz of a giant juicy fly buzzing past your ear in the night?
You lay there for a minute thinking "it will go away" knowing all the while that it won't! Finally, you drag yourself up and find some sort of weapon to use in order to wallop the giant flying intruder. You're swinging your arms and jumping around the room all while your spouse is wondering what in the world you're doing as you leap onto the bed because the juicy creature has landed on the ceiling. It takes off again but then lands and remains quiet while it watches you from its' secret location as you stand in the middle of your bed... waiting for the next fly-by. Finally, it flies into the bathroom and you immediately spring from the bed to the floor in order to slam the door to trap him. Now what? To kill or not to kill? That is the question.
Some revealing events from last evening. :)